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I’m sure we would all be happier if we each got a slice.
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I’m sure we would all be happier if we each got a slice.


I’m sure we would all be happier if we each got a slice.



by LowCaloriePimple

47 Comments

  1. Voduun-World-Healer

    My gawd….I can’t even keep count the number of atrocities that I just witnessed.

    This is why the Nuremberg trials were a thing

  4. Mean-Ad-4602

    Normally I’m against capital punishment…

  5. robobloz07

    sir the gillitouine is in that direction

  6. Sparkster227

    This is far more than a crime. Get the Geneva Conventions involved

  10. Fluid_Cauliflower237

    I never thought I would believe there is a pizza that shouldn’t be made, yet you’ve done it. Congrats!

  13. SoCalCognac

    This is one of those time’s where humanity has gone too far, isn’t it? Super Guilty.

  14. dorkmopolis

    Somehow this just kept getting worse. For me, it was the ketchup, then the corn, then the processed cheese…. and then the microwave. Microwaving sliced bread makes it chewy in the worst way possible. What the heyll.

    However… would 10-year-old me devour this? Firstly I’d be impressed with how easy it’s made, then I’d be eating it for 3 straight days. And then I’d be dead of a heart attack 5 years later.

    Guilty on all fronts. Guilty! Guuuuuiiiiiiiltyyyyyy!

  16. PlaxicoCN

    Id rather go with the classic English muffins with spaghetti sauce in the toaster oven.

  17. Creative_cacti

    Been there done that making dishes from stuff that comes from food banks, or the backyard garden. At least pickle the cucumbers and have them on the side.

  18. allday95

    The biggest crime here was the now hot cucumbers 🤮

  19. MerryBerryMudskipper

    Not pizza still a fucking crime 🤢

  20. UpdateInProgress

    No Nuremberg for this guy, for this level of atrocities straight to hanging

  21. Mutne_vode

    Real authentic italian experience right there, boys

  22. DaalWithChawal

    What in the prison food is going on here.

  25. HunterLivesMatter76

    ![gif](giphy|6Uqr0IDWkzhBu|downsized)

  26. hatecriminal

    I would jump off a skyscraper before even touching that, to say nothing of actually eating it.

    ![gif](giphy|d46RNstZSnVMQ)

  27. Aggressive-Answer666

    Brother… is everything okay? This looks like a suicide note

  28. lewis6185

    ![gif](giphy|l49JXgRo7W0vyg8h2|downsized)

  29. locke_zero

    Why can’t we vote multiple times!? I need to make sure this tragedy is never repeated.

  32. AUSpartan37

    I don’t think this is a pizza crimes because nothing about this atrocity qualifies as pizza.

  34. lonxrbxing

    Cant believe it kept getting worse with every topping..

  35. in1gom0ntoya

    this isnt pizza… just attempted identify theft

  38. HowdTheCatGetSoFat

    Grea-he-he-asy.

    ![gif](giphy|YVPwi7L2izTJS)

  39. sincubus33

    All in favor of having OP removed from society?

    Aye

  40. FleshlightModel

    “Tomato ketchup”

    Is there any other kind of ketchup my dude?

  43. dumbguythere

    ![gif](giphy|d8XNDMiXhPMVRKpjlu|downsized)

  44. Skye-Commander

    “Microwave till golden brown”

  47. jrobski96

    I’m mad at you for spending that much on groceries to make this dumb shit.